Mystery Missile Over California, No Longer a Mystery

After careful study and consultation with NASA and leading United States authorities, Bible Prophecy Update has learned that the mystery Missile spotted over California is no mystery at all.

Sources working on a top secret third installment to the successful “Iron Man” series, reportedly were testing an updated suit worn by a test pilot in the atmosphere above Catalina Island. Producers of the closely guarded Iron Man 3 were embarrassed and perplexed by all the attention brought by what IM3 producers considered a “routine testing of a new propulsion system”.

We are truly sorry for any fear or embarrassment brought to the United States Government by our test flight today. It was not our intention to create panic or impede our national defense systems over California. Speaking for everyone involved in IM3 and today’s test flight, we sincerely apologize.”

I am sure that I speak for many American’s when I say that it would be beneficial to the United States Air Force to get the team of IM3 on their payroll as soon as possible, considering our present great need for enhanced national defense.

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